An Open Letter from Austin to San Antonio: Please Keep Arguing So We Can Steal the Spurs
*This is a satire piece. The stakes of losing the Spurs, however, feel very real… Dear San Antonio,Hey y’all. It’s us—Austin. We’re writing with love. And opportunity. Mostly opportunity. First off, congratulations on your new civic pastime: publicly spiraling over whether or not to keep your one and only major league team. You’ve turned a […]